If you're a member of the American Society of Business Publication Editors (ASBPE), it's time for you to resign in protest.
For reasons that are unfathomable, that formerly reputable organization has asked me to be the keynote speaker at its annual national conference.
I'm sure you are as baffled by that decision as I am.
I, and perhaps you, might be willing to overlook such a ridiculous move if this was the first offense. But longtime readers of this blog know that ASBPE made this exact same mistake in 2008.
If, for some inexplicable reason, you decide not to resign your membership over this outrage, you should know that ASBPE has also invited some less bothersome characters to speak at the conference. Some of those folks may actually turn out to be interesting. Certainly they can't be as poor a choice as I am. It's even conceivable that the other speakers will be so wonderful that attending the conference won't be a complete waste of your time.
It's up to you to decide. The conference is scheduled for July 26 in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook, Ill. You can get the details here. If you are willing to overlook ASBPE's poor taste in keynote speakers, I'll see you in Oak Brook.
If, on the other hand, you are a person of some taste, you can submit your resignation letter to the contact address here.